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Metamorphosissssss
July 13th, 2006
“My preciousssssss….”
I hear the hiss and turn slightly in my chair, straightening with difficulty from my rather hunched position. Squinting into the darkness, I whisper, “What?”
“We sits in the dark and we types it…” says the voice. “We types and we learns and we reads, don’t we, my preciousssss…”
In the blue of the computer screen, can just make out Kevin standing in the doorway. “My little Gollum,” he says, shaking his head, “with her paddy little fingers and big, round nocturnal eyes.”
His voice becomes reedy again. “‘We sits in the dark. We sits and we types.’”
I stifle a convulsion in my throat and turn back to the computer. Stupid fat Hobbitt.
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Be sure to tell him it only gets worse from here. And there can be only one.
Wait. Wrong movie.
Umm, one blog to rule them all! Yeah, that’s it.
I’ll tell him I’m using the force.
Wait! Wrong movie.