Drop it like it’s hot:
- Awww: the Dalai Lama “identifies” as a feminist and knows that ultimately, we’re all just fruit of the womb. “Whether you believe this religion or that religion, we are all the same human beings. We all come from the same mother. That creates the basis for compassion.”
- Speaking of dollies: there’s something wrong with a toy homeless kid that costs $95. It’s a lot like those expensive sheets you can buy that look like cardboard boxes. Stay classy, capitalism. Blech.
- One day at a time: I grew up with that show. Mackenzie Phillips’s Julie was the cool teenager I hoped I would grow up to be. It’s depressing when the rosy film that covers childhood memories is wiped away, such as finding out Michael Landon was frequently plastered while on the set of Little House, and the One Day star’s father raped her repeatedly. A revelation that, by the way, has spawned the grossest headline I’ve read in a while: Is father-daughter incest always rape? Just, ick.
- Big fat scandal: No one is more subversive than an unapologetically “fat” woman. Except maybe an unapologetic man who doesn’t think she’s unattractive. I admit to being a tad cynical about this new trend of including women over size 2 in fashion industry. I hope it’s not just a fad destined to slowly waste away.
- Cervix spelunking: I admit it – I have never done the Mirror Thing. You girls know exactly what I’m talking about. That thing with the mirror and your hoo-haa and the cold bathroom floor that every well-meaning health educator tells you your are supposed to do in order to Avoid Misogyny and truly Love Your Body. Well, I like to think that I have made it to adulthood without a raging case of vulva-phobia even though I haven’t actually laid eyes on my own cervix. And I must say that it wasn’t self-lurv I felt when viewing someone else’s via the Beautiful Cervix project so much as nausea, as it immediately reminded me of having my IUD put in. Like, Oh, hai, im ur cervix an OWWWWWWWWWWWW.
- Blondes have more fun: No doubt all ya regular Rib Readers will remember the Primacy of Purity, aka “the state of girl’s twat is everyone else’s business.” Well, it appears the people of the
not-very-Christian ReligiousWrongRight aren’t the only practitioners to pedastalize the unpunctured pussy:
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