Not sure what to get your special lady for Christmas? How about a Pap smear?
Because nothing gives us womens a warm glow on Christmas morning like the anticipation of a cold speculum and an abrading Q-Tip.
Thing is, CBS, it’s kinda like taking the car in for a tune-up. If she doesn’t do it once a year on her own, giving her a coupon for $10 off a visit to Grease Monkey on her birthday is just going to piss her off. So unless you can do it for her, spare her the guilt trip.
She would, however, probably enjoy any number of the alternative gift suggestions provided in the article.
I must confess to being a bit startled by the sound of “Semi-Precious Vaginal Stones.” Sounds like something one would pass painfully. “Vaginal Egg” isn’t much better…makes me think of poultry.
And whattup with the “Solar-Powered Vibrator”? I’m all for environmental friendliness, but masturbating on the roof of the house, not so much.
This whole pap smear campaign has been bugging me. You just so cleverly articulated why.
And I’m with you on the solar vibrator. Excuse me, who’s gonna leave it out in the sun to recharge? Don’t they know those things are stored in black bags in the backs of drawers and closets???
A woman who receives a gift certificate for a pap smear and wishes to continue speaking to the giver might consider reciprocating with a gift certificate for a prostate exam.
Maureen – LOL
Pogonip – Tit for tat, as they say. Since nagging on pap smears comes so easily to CBS, I wonder if they’d be as confident about prostate exam PSAs?
Maybe we should all send CBS a rubber glove and a tube of KY Jelly?