Did you know that vampires are very close relatives of butterflies?

In the story I’m writing, I’ve created a lot of “vampire science” so it’s fun to read others’ take on things in the same vein.  For instance, vampires have super-strength like many other insects. My favorite is how science shows that “insects don’t breathe like we do, nor do they possess a human heartbeat.”

I must say I’m glad I haven’t had to try to shine any light on how vampires sparkle. And since my male blood-suckers’ weenorial units are just remnants of their former human lives with no functional value, I haven’t had to drill down on sex and spawning.