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There’s nothing like a Dame
February 10th, 2007
Uppity: What do you want to do tonight?
Kevin: I don’t know…what do you want to do?
Uppity: I don’t know. We could go see a movie. There’s a couple out I want to see.
Kevin: Like what?
Uppity: Well, there’s that movie with Cate Blanchett and…oh yeah, it has Judi Dench in it too. You like—
Kevin: Is it Judy Dench Gets Her Tits Out? I don’t want to see that.
Uppity: [cough gasp snort splutter]
Kevin: What?
Uppity: What [cough] made you think of that? [cough]
Kevin: I don’t know. [Ponders silently.] That alarms me. That alarms me.
That makes two of us.
I guess it’s not so unthinkable that Dame Judi might get the girls out on film. She did all but show her hoohaa in The Shipping News when she peed on her rapist brother’s ashes.
Already repected for the diversity of her acting roles on stage and screen, she continues to show her versatility by branching out into other artistic mediums:
A true artist never lets agism, sexism or personal dignity keep them from expressing themselves.
And besides, I’m sure the Hustler, uh, spread is very classy. (Now that would be a Scandal.)
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*aaaackkk* The Poke, source of this scurrilous Photoshop creation, is a wannabe Onion in the Olde Country. Is nothing sacred? Oh….if they can lampoon the Queen, I guess Dame Judith is not exempt. But really!
Ack. I think I’m completely blind now.
Dude! I’m trying to eat.