One of the reasons I don’t blog and email more is because I sit in front of a computer all day at work. As much as I love to write, my ass can only handle so much sitting.

This brilliant invention would solve all my problems!

I’m sure I can convince my employer to buy it for me; it’s ergonomically correct. It’s just like the chair and footstool they provided, only bigger, uglier and louder.

Or maybe I’ll get a doctor’s note. The health of Uppity’s ass requires special consideration. In fact, with just a little creative interpretation, I’ll bet the special needs of my ass are covered under the ADA.

Of course, this work station would also take up my entire cube plus about half of the one next to me (sorry, Lachlan), but it would be worth it for all the extra emails and blogging that would get done.

[tags]treadmill work station, Mayo Clinic, fitness, Americans with Disabilities Act, obesity[/tags]