Get your Jesus out of my uterus…in about 10 minutes.
Verily I say unto thee… Jesus H. Christ on a pogostick! Or maybe a Harley. How about a surf board? Oh hell, I’ll take the whole set.
Having sinned thusly, I get down on my knees and pray for divine intervention. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of neo-Conservativism, I shall not fear, for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff comfort me.
Specifically, that washable silicone Immaculate Rod you whipped out after our last maintenance session. Oh, and the Jesus Jackhammer ain’t too shabby either.
Thanks to Ardasule and Jo for the links and to Lachlan for the pogostick (you blasphemers, you).
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*bows*
Verily, I am happy to blaspheme in the name of Humor, Guffaws, and the Holy Snort.