In ur calendar, pimpin ur missionaries

September 18th, 2007

calfront.jpg I must confess, “sexual double standard” wasn’t the first that came to mind when I saw the Mormons Exposed calendar.

More like visions of hot guys in suits showing up at my front door. To think all this time I’ve been slamming the door in their faces, when all they wanted to do was share a very special eight-inch message with me?!

Then the hormone fog receded and I realized these sweet young things almost certainly play for the other team. Reality once again intrudes. Sigh.

Gotta love the irony, though.

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2 Responses to “In ur calendar, pimpin ur missionaries”

  1. bayushi on September 18, 2007 11:04 am

    I still prefer my Catholic High School Girls in trouble calendar…

  2. Lachlan on September 18, 2007 11:31 am

    This calendar is a PERFECT examlpe of the word “epigamic”. Meaning, attractive to the opposite sex. But it really IS a divine manifestation of “Neener!” that so many who are homosexual are also epigamic.

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