I’m sick.

September 25th, 2007

Sick as a dog, I tell you. Head hurts, fatigue, body aches, and today I’m losing my voice.

It may only be a matter of time before my fucket bucket gets used for something infinitely less sweet than candy.

Yet still I go to work because, well, there’s too much to do and I’m indispensable.1

Thus the lack of quality posting this week and last. But never fear - I should be soon back to my uppity self because I’m going to the doctor tomorrow.

Yessir, I’m gonna put my foot down and say, “As a tax-paying American, I demand better living through pharmaceuticals.”

On the off-chance my doc won’t give me antibiotics, I know where I can score some of these:

fukitol.jpg

They may not have been intended to treat physical so much as existential ailments, but I hear they still give you one hell of a good buzz. Triple that when washed down with a margarita.

Thanks to my dealer for the tip.

  1. OK, I really just don’t want to use my vacation time on a sinus infection. [↩]
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2 Responses to “I’m sick.”

  1. Mushell on September 26, 2007 6:45 am

    Count the three of us in, too. We’ve all got it and it sucks!

  2. Go! Flu Season » Daffodils Floral on October 7, 2007 3:22 pm

    […] Cold season is starting up as fellow blogger over at Uppity Rib has let the world know on her blog.  She’s suffering from a menagerie of maladies.  Hopefully though our fellow flower smeller is soon on the mend.   […]

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