With a name like Uppity Rib, you know my second-ever post has gotta be about the Hoohah.
The US has approved the first vaccine against cervical cancer. This vaccine will render cervical cancer virtually a nightmare of the past, like leprosy and blue mascara. Naturally, something so powerful and positive for women has to scare the bejeebus out of the sex-obsessed conservative regime…
“Conservative groups in the US argue that treating young girls [with the vaccine] before they become sexually active will encourage promiscuity.“
I guess giving girls a vaccine that protects them from cancer of the hoohah triggers a MUST FUCK EVERYTHING THAT MOVES RIGHT NOW gene that resides in the murky, wet shadows of anyone with two X chromosomes. And that’s unacceptable, isn’t it, because we all know women won’t be able control the (to quote the venerable Margaret Cho) the great and terrible Pussy Cyclone that, once ignited, will surely blow us all to Oz.
Well, a girl can dream, can’t she?
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You know if this were a vaccine for penis cancer there would not be an uproar from the religious wingnuts, because men’s god-given ability to PROCREATE would be ensured!
“the great and terrible Pussy Cyclone”
mmmmmmmmm
If it ever gets to the point where they’ll go for anything that moves, I fear I’ll probably freeze into permanent immobility.
Charles! So good to see you here.
And yes, I fear we all would make like mannequins and freeze, if it came to that!