On watching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the millionth time

Uppity: If I were Greek Orthodox and we wanted to get married, would you convert for me?

Kevin: [instantly] Yep.

Uppity: [suspiciously] What if I were Jewish? Would you convert then?

Kevin: Yep.

Uppity: [thinks, then snaps fingers]  Mormon!

Kevin: Yep.

Uppity: But you hated it in Salt Lake City!

Kevin: [shrugging] It’s all the same pack of lies to me.

4 thoughts on “On watching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the millionth time

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>