On watching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the millionth time

May 18th, 2008

Uppity: If I were Greek Orthodox and we wanted to get married, would you convert for me?

Kevin: [instantly] Yep.

Uppity: [suspiciously] What if I were Jewish? Would you convert then?

Kevin: Yep.

Uppity: [thinks, then snaps fingers] Mormon!

Kevin: Yep.

Uppity: But you hated it in Salt Lake City!

Kevin: [shrugging] It’s all the same pack of lies to me.

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4 Responses to “On watching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the millionth time”

Unhinged on May 18, 2008 5:43 pm
LOL!

Or.

OR.

The same truths. The same basic beliefs.
Uppity on May 18, 2008 5:57 pm
As someone wise once said…We’re all just fruit.
Lachlan on May 19, 2008 12:33 pm
Six of one half, a dozen of the other.

I love the Kevster’s sardonic replies.
James on May 19, 2008 2:44 pm
I knew there was a reason I liked Kevin!

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority. —
Rita Mae Brown