Uppity: Tavis Smiley is awesome. And what a great name. I wish my last name was Smiley.
Kevin: Rachel Smiley?
Uppity: I would be happy all the time. My family crest would be a bright yellow happy face. I would –
Kevin: Rachel Smiley?
Uppity: Well, it’s better than Rachel Frownie.
Kevin: I wish my name was “Kevin Fuckstain.” Paging Mr. Fuckstain. Mr. Fuckstain, please pick up the white courtesy phone. I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Fuckstain –
Uppity: That’s Mrs. Smiley-Fuckstain, thank you very much.
Kevin: Fuckstain, party of two, your table is ready…
Pfft.
I remember when *I* was in charge of making reservations for friends and family. I never gave any one of your names (too boring). There were three names everyone knew I’d give, and it became a guessing game. Was it Caulfield? O’Fallon? Or Alexander?
Too much fun!
Kevin sounds seriously bent. I mean that as a compliment, of course!