This reminds me of Margaret Cho. Or to be more precise, how she mused in her “Assassin” tour how a certain First Lady’s lady must taste like a certain disinfectant.
Given this ad, that may not be entirely impossible.

I love how “germ-killer” is in italics. You’re a dirty, dirty girl, Laura.
[tags]Margaret Cho, gynophobia, vintage ads[/tags]
Sweet. Mother. of GOD.
*shakes head*
it burns! it burns!!!