Don’t know what to get the whore in your life for Christmas? How about good old-fashioned purity – or a reasonable facsimile thereof?1
Just stuff the Artificial Virginity Hymen in her well-used stocking and she can “have her first night back any time,” complete with just the right amount of muss and fuss.
A few “moans and groans” later and voila – No more ho ho ho! Her worth as a human being is proven and his manly ego is spared. A good time is had by all.
I hope this product is available in other countries. Think of all the acid-blindings and honor-killings it could prevent!
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Oh. My. God. Who thinks these things up? And who buys them?
Unreal. I’m speechless!
Pretty bizarre, huh? I’m actually kinda curious…can you put it in ahead of time, like a diaphram? Or do you have to pause in the middle of things and say, “Oh wait, I need to check under the hood here for a sec…”
“No more worry about losing your virginity.” – Thanks, Gigimo, for giving me my respect back because nothing says respect like fake blood oozing out of my pussy.