Same Bat time, same Bat Pussy

This is from Bat Pussy, an honest-to-god porn film from 1973.¹

I truly hope I never encounter an attempted rapist in action, but if I do, I will beat him to within an inch of his life with my Hippity Hop.

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1. The non-sex parts because, of course, YouTube wants to stay in business. [↩]

What makes love?

I’m a sucker for acoustic covers of songs that sound better than the original rock versions. This is one of my faves.  The iTunes version, with its inclusion of harmonies, is even better.

I’m also a sucker for Charlie Brown.

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All Men Are Liars

The other day I noticed that all of the blogs I read are written by women. Oh noes!

Lest I get completely out of touch with the souls of stem-people (other than the one I live with), I’ve been making a concerted effort to find quality blogs written by guys for inclusion in my digital library.

My standards are high, I admit, but then, it’s my valuable time and bandwidth we’re talking about here.

The writing’s gotta be above the tenth-grade level and the content reasonably informative and misogyny-free (or at least self-aware enough to admit it when he embraces his Inner Oppressor). Funny, while not a requirement, greatly increases the likelihood of a second date.

One of the few that have made the cut is All Men Are Liars by Sam de Brito. His blog is very good - well-written, insightful, and yes, funny - but it was this video that earned him my feed subscription.

Not a lot of straight guys from uber-macho Australia have the guts to see for themselves how the other half lives, especially when it involves a Brazilian bikini wax.

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Domestic Bliss

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Und ve put de chickee in de pot

This is one of the reasons I don’t go to male strip shows. To me, they all look like this guy: muppets with pelvic thrust.¹

Mort! mort! mort!

Technorati Tags: The Muppet Show, Swedish Chef, male strippers

1. These videos are more or less SFW, unless your employer is offended, like me, by ugly kitchen decor. [↩]

Zombie betches have brains, too, shetbag!

For Halloween this year¹, I bought Kevin The Evil Dead on DVD. He’s seen it and its sequels a hundred times but now he can sigh over Bruce Campbell in the privacy of his own home.

So we happened to watch ED last night - nothing like winding down at the end of a hard work week with a little creamed-corn-dyed-green zombie barf.

Then coincidentally, whilst making my usual Saturday blog rounds this morning, I found this brainy gem²:

Betchin’.

On the Tube this is billed as a parody, but I beg to differ: only bad videos are parodied. Stunning works of art such as Shoes inspire homage.

And in other, distantly-related news, Dumbledore is gay.

Technorati Tags: Liam Kyle Sullivan, Harry Potter, The Evil Dead, zombies

1. What? Doesn’t everyone buy Halloween presents? [↩]
2. Thanks to Shakesville for the link! [↩]

That’s gotta feel weird.

One thing about being really sick: you finally have an excuse to sit at your computer in your jammies all day and troll YouTube for funny videos to your heart’s content without feeling guilty.

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Harry Pottymouth

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Fred Thompson: Viva Viagra

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We are a justice sandwich!

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